hello, is sveta here about red beevers

Hello, that Dima, he is bastid and he asks me to write blog for him becuase he is damned lazy bastid too. I am called Sveta and I  am damn sexy girlfriend but I am finished with Dima because if he thinks he smile at pritty girl and after then he dropping frothy bear down her breests is accident then I am saying I am not born yesterday, no way man. Look below this is what I look like and this is what Dima is missing now, hey, like that you bastid?

 

 

Zhenya, he is OK, but he talk to much like after when Dima in Odessa visit grandma, there is no need to mention what we do, jist little kiss mean nothing to Sveta, no way. Mean nothing to Dima if he don’t know, then he never have to punch Zhenya, that’s my opinyion.

 

And that is brother beside me, not boyfriend. Holding me a bit clouse, ok. Yes, I do have brother really. OK this is, friend who is like a brother, never kiss. Well, only small one on Laydys Day. He bring me red rose not like Dima who is mean bastid and bring plastic flower from aunties house.

 

So I have to anser question from Gorilla. Is good nicname, it mean you have big arms and herry chest, hey, Gorilla? If you in Kyiv and Dima maybe in Odesa you call me, hey. I know good places.

 

So Gorilla, he ask Dima if he know girls with red furry beever. This is silly qestion, all beevers are furry unless they Brazilian beever, no? As for red, most laydies in Ukraine are having red hair and matching cufflinks, you say no? Unless they babushka, when collars and cufflinks are both grey, but who cares?

 

 

fanatics clothes

elena ask me to talk bout most fantatic clothes for girl to be wearing on date. and enidd ask what to cooking for girl if she come to my place. thanks elena enidd bastad!

i do nt mind what girl ware on dates it is all fine to me. as sure she is looking pretty and hot. i do like no bra it is good fashan. and it like to see some fur in winter that is red and maybe too black. but it is more important that girl is short than me and she loves me and say ohh zhenya you are handsome. then i will will buy her dinner and a flower.

about what to cooking. this is easy. i just say to mama that she must cook for me. ukraine men do not know what cooking is. and on internetional ladys day on 8 march i buy some mcdonalds so not cooking too! but it is good not to haf girl friend on 8 march international ladys day.

hopeing this is helpful answer. bye bastads!

DIMA SAYS: Zhenya my friend you have some good ideas today.  For fashion clothes for I like for date is low, short, high. This is meaning low blouses, short skirt, high stilets.  here is nice picture to guiding ladies, I think specially for Enid and she can know what stockings is good.

For food - yes McDonal is good, is nice or Pizata Huta - anyway you must have food quick then you are having more time for date party!

a qyestion of fashian

our new frend enidd left message for me to answer about fashian. tihs is better for me to answer because dima dress like dyevushka girl all of the time ha ha!

here is enidd qustion.

enidd would like to ask about the current fashions in kyyivv. she’s visiting kkyiiv in september and she’d like to know what kind of stockings she should wear with her new lime green mini skirt.

first endd if you are visit then i can drive you from airport with very good price. i think 150 grn. say yes yes!

next about fashun. i don not think yo ushould wearing stockings. why do you want? september is nice time to be viisitng in kyyiww and if you wear no stocking then you will be little cold. you skin will me nice and pink and pretty and your eyes go shiney and then! you will be saying yes to go on date with me zhenya. do you want? please. if you staying long enough maybe to october you wont need stocking any more but fur coat and i no nice place who will pay me commisiion then i can take you on more dates. i think this is good idea thanks enidd. good qestion.

if enidd not happy with ansers maybe this is qestion for dima perhpas?

DIMA SAYS: I am so glad to be seeing this answers from Zhenya - my friend where are you been hiding man?  Don’t you know fashions?  Enid yes you must must must wear stockings - this is very nice.  Any stockings is good - just being sure to wear them so tops is showing.  This is Kyiv style.

qestion from anymouse

a lady called anymouse left meessage for me. oyy i have date from blog! i hope this is making dima vbery envy with green. here is qestion from anymouse.

Hey, I have a question: I’m in Ukraine at the moment. Do you fancy meeting up for a drink?

How about Decadence House?

ohh anymouse. maybe you knwo how hansum i am and is why you aking me on date? cool lady! but please be rememrbbing i only drive a lada and am only taksist. so only i can have drink with you if you being paying for drink because dec house is very lots of money. but YES!

plase be wearing short skirt and very tall shoes becase that is what i like. and also maybe if you like hav you long hair at back and i will know you. it is exciting to have date. shoul it be tomorrow? what hour? please not be telling dima he will try to impress you with his cool shoes. bye anymouse and thanks bastad!

cabbig and ladys in ukraine

hey hoouses (that being like rappas - they saying hey housey!)

we get more questions to blog. this time from funny man in austria called mr tree. but he not talking nemetsky or jerman he talking english. being from austrya cool bastad. can you ski mr tree?

here is question mr tree is aksing,

I have a question you bastards. Do Ukrainian girls smell like cabbage? I only ask because I’m meeting a Ukrainian girl for dinner tonight, and I don’t like eating vegetables.

hey mr tree bastad. good queston bastad! firstly ukrinaian girls are not smelling like cabbige. but it don not matter any because even if you are smelling cabbige you are not having to eat it! unless you meaning to say not meeting but ‘i am EATING ukrainian girl for dinner tonight and i don’t like eating vegetables’. in that case i am thinking you go to jaoil so please can you write down your addres in the comments and i will send the militsia to visit you? the be nice i promis. thanks mr tree!

How many times can a Ukranian man have sex in one night?

DIMA SAYS: hello my friends.  It’s nice, we are having so many many questions.  Zhenya is taking small rest for moment in his taxi and I reply first to one question.  So!  A gorilla was writing to us ”How many times can a Ukranian man have sex in one night?”  Strange, in Ukraine we don’t know gorilla is writing, hmm but you know there is prime minister so, maybe (like brown gordon in Great Britain?). Yah, so, to answer question.  I think many Ukrainian men gives many answers but for me, its depending on the girls. How many girls can I find in one night is how many times I have sex in one night.  We Ukrainian men are strong, passion, fit.  We like gym, to make musculation so we are strong for these kinds of exercises.  Maybe on a monday is quiet so 2 girls, but friday? Wow!  It is celebration - all girls are are party party and I am lucky on friday.  Maybe one girls for one hour.  How is this comparing to Mr Gorilla?  Maybe you can share us your experiences.

we haf two new question

but i am thinking some reader gets confusied because one is not really question just a sentence. so bastads!

first I am liking to say to dima he idoit people say bastad it was my english teacher teaching me word. but yes i am practis word bastad for when i am living in london and drving big black taxi CAB that is makeing me lots money.

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oki dokiy. frist new question from janedoe. hi janedo nice to met you! bastad. her is what he is asking (janedoe not zhenja)

I have a question for your both to discuss and give advice on. ….I am an American and have been dating my Ukrainian boyfriend for a long time. Would it be appropriate in your culture to propose marriage to him or wait for him to do it? I think he is too shy to do this because he is a sweet boy from the village and not very rich, but I love him anyway.

P.S. I love your blog idea. Please keep this going this is a great blog!

dear janedoe. thanks for quetsion! first i am thikning you are boy with boyfriend you cannot marry in ukraine? may be you need to live in london. unlless you are lady. if you are lady then you can marry in ukriane.

now when you are saying long tiem i need to make sure may be you are talking six month? or may be eight month? sometime it okay for ukraine man to may be take year to propose (and soem time quicker to divorce ha ha! but not as quack as americans because they don not marry in orthodox churhc). so be keeping waiting. if he do not propose after yar then take his lada or his favorite white shoes and go to dnieprpetrovsk and call him on telefon and then he will be begging you coming back and then you can persude him to be marrying you! then you can marry. or just find new boyfriend (may be you are beatiful? them be calling mme please!) thanks jandoe for question.

DIMA SAYS: You say you been with boy a long time - what is a long time I ask?  One week, one month, 10 year?  American in Ukraine are like very very much. If he does not propose since one week then he is a little strange. You know, Ukraine tradition is engage minimum one week then marriage.  Please know this for your preparations.  In Ukraine village, tradition says man goes to girl’s house in the village with some older mens and they asks for her to marry him.  Also they change some breads.  So, you Jane, well you can propose - yes?  You must take some babushka friends with you to his village.  He can say no, but you know, he is Ukraine man and you is American lady so I am thinking he say yes very quick.  So you must starting to bake some bread.

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Second question is coming from laren. hi laren thenks for question. here is laren question.

You guys seem like such rad dudes.

Ha ha! this nto question really it is just sentence. i think laren you are meaning i am cool dude and dima is idiot! bastad!

DIMA SAYS: Zhenya, you are something I don’t know man.  ‘Rad’ is meaning measurement for radiation amount!  The crazy Americans are using this.  Laren - you think we irradiated?  Haha yah Chernobyl is 130km from our city.

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thanks everybluddy. if you are wanting question to be ansering by dima and me. please write in comment the question. thenks!

and there is being so many questions and answers!

hi bastads! hers answers for questions.

DIMA SAYS:Hello everybuddy.  Thank you for lots of very very interesting questions.  That Zhenya is a fool – Zhenya my friend you must not say ‘bastad’ to people.  That is not polite.  Bastad is good for driving in you taxi when the other bastads are being bad on road.  Sorry for late answers, but you know, I had good party time last night. 

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firstly we get question form steve he lives in kyiv. Hi steve my name is zhenja.Steve is saying.

Hi Zhenya, it’s so good to have a source of practical advice in this damn town. How would you suggest I cope with the hot water ban that has just started in Kyiv? I am a 26 year old expat working in Kyiv in an office. Thanks for your help mate.

now.steve. water band. i search in dictionary for word and think i am understanding you. thank you for write in questions! so cool bastad. it is easy to survive when there is no hot waters. you can swim in one of the fountains at maidan they are bakking in the sun and very hot. also they smell clean and you can meet very pretty girls there like at 18.00 after they are drinking beer and singing songs. i like girls like that and lots they like me too. or you can just wash with cold water the parts you need to, and wait for hot water coming back. there is many aftershave shop in kyiv to making you smelll niiiice but i think dima can help you with that. thanks seteve!

DIMA SAYS:Hi Steve, sometimes you have to listen to words from a cool guy like me because guys like Zhenya sometimes he have no clues (is this correct english?  I hear it yesterday in my office – from foreign client of mine, he was angry for some reasons).  To go for swiming in fountins is not very cool – even Zhenya he says they are hot.  So how possible to be cool? You must have cold shower in apartment before you start day – that is good for muscles.  Also you go to gym and take shower for free.  (I hope you go gym because good bady is good for girls).  Smelling nice is very very important for you to get the girls.  So I recommend you applicate some Old Spice in important areas.  Also hot water ban is ok because it is so fucking hot in Kiev now so cold shower is good.  Also you can help to keep cool with special clothes – please see my notes below.

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the nezt quetsion is from gill. i am looking gill in the dictionary and it means something about breathing on fish! such funny name. anyway. gill is saying.

Hi Dima, as an expert in the art of fashion, how would you suggest I dress in this stifling 40C weather? I am a female expat, 38 years of age, with three young children and a husband who works in Kyiv.

so. i know this is question for dima but i answer too cause dima is lazy bastad and i no last night was at clubbing until now still! and it’s eating breakfast time. i am shaking my head dima. so. gill. this is what i am doing when it is weaher hot. just no shirt. it’s very easy. my lada does not have condishioner so i am getting hot in taxi so i have just no shirt. and the girls DIG this they say espicially a nice one i met yesterday called vika. she was nice until she found out i don’t own the dacha. girls. bastads. so gill. no shirts! unless you are a girl, and then you can lefve your telefon here and i call and will pick you up in taxi and then no shirts in taxi but not other place. thanks gill.

DIMA SAYS:Sometimes Zhenya you talk pigshit.  With belly like yours it is not good for not wearing shirt.  You need muslces like me for shirt off.  Gill, hello there are many many nice shops for lady clothes in metrograd. Some very nice dresses – you must wear very short dress because it is very cool, letting wind up.  All times.  I recommend you Elena (http://www.diaryofadevoushka.blogspot.com/) she has some good good advice for fashion.  Your husband like you very much with Elena fashion.

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next questions is coming from romchyk. i hope this is not being one of the fake people on the internet who steal your money. romchyk is funny name. but romchik is syaing.

dear Zhenya, what music do you play on your radio when you taxi around Kyiv? My favorite are Dima Bilan (the best, man!), Mogylevskaya and Meladze. Those two are the only people I saw performing live in a stadium. Cool!

romchuk, it like to listening to metalica. they are cool band and sometimes when i feel like doing it, i write its name metalica on walls of buildings. i think everyone shoeld be loving metalia! cool bastads. dima bilan is one of dimas facourite bands i think he wants to look like dima bilan but i am telling him to go to sunbed for that and buy more white suits.so i think you have to be waiting for dimas answers because you will be likeing his music more.

DIMA SAYS:Yah Zhenya you are making embarassing.  How is it feeling for customers in taxi when boom boom boom you have Metalica. But you are right this one time I love love Bilan – his music.  Yes Romchyk I am like Bilan in looks – like stylish trendy dynamic says on Bilan website.  But you know Zhenya you must look for another musics for taxi because there are many many foreigners coming to Kyiv and they like new music like Roxette .  This is very cool.  Especially for British customer.

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and last and least! (my english teacher told me that to say when i am wanting to flatter peoples). there is being question from daphne wayne–bough. he is saying.

Dobry dzien Zhenya, did you ever have anyone famous in the back of your cab?

cool question daphne. yes i did have soem famous people in my taxi ( CAB ha ha!). I was having once natasha from schhool who was so beautiful. and i had some of dimas money so we went to do a date and she liked me too. but then she left for holidays which was having to buy her fur coat and i didn’t see her when she got back. and one time there was the girl who is reading the news well she wasn’t indise the taxi but she was looking for taxi and changed her mind at last minute and didn’t get into my lada but gave me a nice smile and said gettign in MY lada is the last thing on earth she will do and so i am looking forwad to it one day. she very beautiful. thanks daphne.

and that is all the answers i am doing. please leave more quesntions beucase i am good at helping. see!

DIMA SAYS:Zhenya English teacher is good as old smetana – ‘have’ in your taxi is meaning to take them somewhere like from Posnyaki metro to apartment.  Not to make party time with a girl.  And maybe if you keep shirt on beautiful lady will take ride in your lada.

hey! i am dima

Hello my name is Dima.  Zhenya is my best friend since ten years old, but you would not believe it sometimes because we are not very the same. 

I live in Kyiv with my mother, my sister Galina and my brother Sergei.  I am oldest in the family and so I work hard at a real estate agency in Kyiv. 

There are many nice people in my office especially the girls.  I think they like me a lot.

I like fashion, party party party and girls.  When I am rich I will buy a car.  My favourite is a Subaru - but I will not let Zhenya near it because he only knows what to do with ladas. 

Zhenya and me are here to answer your questions - ask us something you like about life, girls, cars, fashion, party.

My name is zhenya

Hello my name is zhenya. really it is YEVGEN but they also call my father YENGEN and i was baby zhenya. i have a cousin called zhenya and it is a girl!

i fix cars. i like to fix cars its fun to put make them together. because they are too expensive many people do not buy expensive cars that I know. maybe ladas. so i am good at making ladas put together.

and i am also a taxist. so i met interesting people when i drive in my taxi. its fun to driving taxi because you can sit in the car and see many things and people.

because i learn english i have watched some movies in america and i know they say a taxi is CAB. pretty cool.

dima say i can be WEBMASTER for this blog. which i am happy about, but you do have to feel sorry for me and english is not so good. but i do speak german too much better then english.